Like many teenage girls, I had my high school bedroom walls covered in posters. Actor Rob Lowe took center stage, with a bit of Matt Dillon sprinkled in. (Ladies of the ’80s… any of you relate?)
Mixed in with the heartthrobs were glossy posters of red sports cars. Ferrari. Lamborghini. Later, in college, an Acura NSX.
Looking back, it’s strange. I’ve never been much of a car person — especially not sports cars. I don’t see well out of them. They’re low to the ground. I scrape rims, bump curbs, and the quick handling leaves me feeling slightly queasy.
So why the fascination?

I think those cars represented success. Flashy. Fast. The kind of thing people ‘oohed’ and ‘ahhed’ over.
Defining success by external standards is dangerous business. Thankfully, I outgrew that particular distortion — though I’m sure plenty of others remain.
As an adult, I gravitate toward practical, balanced cars. What I think of as the all-weather vehicle. I don’t need to go 200 mph down the autobahn. But I do want traction in heavy rain. I don’t care about making a statement at the valet. I care about glancing in the rearview mirror and seeing my dog’s smiling face as we head to his favorite place on earth — the park.
That preference for balance turns out to matter far beyond cars. It’s also the way I believe we should approach retirement planning and investing.
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The Case for an All-Weather Approach
In hindsight, those sports car dreams and investing have something in common. Sometimes, it’s hard not to hop into the shiny red sports car and drive away.
In investing, a shiny investment (like the shiny red sports car) promises speed and excitement. It may not be as reliable, but for a brief moment, it makes us feel brilliant. Powerful. Maybe even a little invincible. In touch with our inner James Bond. And who doesn’t want to feel like a secret service spy just once in their lifetime?
Often, it shows up as a single stock. Sometimes it’s a real estate deal. Or a business venture. It feels adventurous. Sophisticated. Like we’re seeing something others don’t.
In the late 1990s, tech stocks were the shiny red sports car.
The firm I worked for at the time offered a Science and Technology Fund that rose 99% in twelve months. One day, a middle-aged couple came in and asked me to move their entire portfolio into it.
Durability vs. Speed

Their portfolio had been built for durability:
- blue-chip stock funds,
- international exposure,
- a few bond funds,
- and a small allocation to the Science and Tech Fund.
They had spent a year watching the tech fund soar, while everything else stood still.
I balked at their request. I explained the logic of balance. Sure, in perfect weather, the shiny red sports car looked great. But the weather wouldn’t always be so accommodating.
My logic sounded silly to them – like a mom insisting you put on your helmet to ride your bike down the street.
They insisted on the change. I acquiesced on one condition: they sign a disclosure acknowledging that this was against my recommendation. They signed without hesitation.
I left that firm before the dot-com crash and the miserable weather that followed. I’ve often wondered what happened to that couple. The allure of speed was too strong.
Today, I see that allure creep in when retirees keep a “play” account. They go all in on a few stocks and attribute their success to their stock-picking prowess.
You can go all in with a play account. But a professional financial advisor can get sued if they do the same thing with your entire life savings. That should give you pause. Risk and return are sides of the same coin. But each time you flip, if it’s several years of heads, it is all too easy to forget that the coin even has another side.
Beware the Slight Upgrade
Not everyone is tempted by flashy sports cars. Sometimes the pull is subtler.
We start to think maybe a small upgrade will help. Something just a little faster. A little more responsive. Even if it doesn’t handle storms quite as well.
I watched this at the end of 2024 when a long-time client, whose retirement plan and portfolio were in solid shape, left because they felt they should be earning higher returns.
While they held a multi-asset class portfolio that included international, small-cap, and fixed-income assets, they compared everything to the S&P 500 Index. And for several years, many of their funds lagged behind the S&P. They told us they felt our approach was too conservative and that they were moving to someone who would invest more aggressively.
Recently, they reached out to ask for the cost basis on three funds we had held for years that their new advisor had sold. Those funds were part of an all-weather structure and represented sectors that prior market conditions hadn’t favored.
We sent over the information.
My curiosity got the better of me, so I checked how those funds had performed over the past year. One finished 2025 up over 47%. The S&P 500 also had a good year, up just over 17%.
Market leadership rotates.
What looks unnecessary or inefficient during one stretch often becomes essential, or the top performer in the next leg. And retirement is a long journey. Portfolios – and all retirement decisions – should be designed around a full weather cycle. Not just today’s season.
The All-Weather Vehicle
In a 2022 podcast, How to Build an All-Weather Retirement Plan, Christine Benz of Morningstar and I discussed the many kinds of weather retirees must plan for: inflation, sequence-of-returns risk, lumpy spending, and unexpected expenses, just to name a few.
To navigate those conditions, you need an all-weather vehicle.
Not the fastest. Not the flashiest. But something built for the terrain, the distance, and the journey you actually want to take. A practical car. A reliable one.
An all-weather vehicle won’t shine in every environment. It won’t accelerate from zero to sixty in four seconds. You may spend long stretches watching other vehicles pass you by.
But it will get you where you need to go.
And if you stick with it long enough, you’ll likely pass some of those other drivers later — stranded on the side of the road when the snowstorm hits.
Over a full market cycle, durability has a way of showing up when it matters most.
Conclusion
Some people are naturals at building and maintaining an all-weather portfolio. They rebalance. They diversify. They follow a process. They have discipline and aren’t easily swayed by the latest headlines. They walk right past the shiny red sports car without a second glance. They are happy making steady progress and don’t get caught up in unreasonable comparisons.
If that’s you, keep going. It’s impressive.
But many people aren’t wired that way. Financial decisions can feel overwhelming—especially as retirement approaches and the stakes feel higher. Those people may need professional guidance.
The most important step is knowing yourself. And knowing enough to recognize good advice.
Whether you manage things on your own or prefer to work with a trusted guide, choose the all-weather vehicle – or someone who uses that approach.
There will always be someone trying to sell you the shiny red sports car. Don’t get in.
Retirement isn’t about getting to mile ten first.
It’s about enjoying the journey.
And avoiding crashing in the snow.
Your Turn: Have you ever been tempted by a shiny investment? What happened? Have you increased reliance on an all-weather approach as a result of the experience? Let’s chat…

Dana – Fantastic analogy, I appreciate the simplicity of the message, it really hits point. Well done!
Structured notes, leveraged ETFs and many others fit the Red sports car analogy.
Dana, great article and reminder. I am sure all of us have had points in our investing where we drove the fast red sports car. Then we hopefully finally settle with the durability of an SUV. I have also had to learn my own behaviors and what sends me into the ditch. I personally have to diversify into ETFs and stay away from individual stocks. I am not built for individual stock investing. I am glad I figured that out as I am approaching retirement. I am settling into a process that will provide us stability and sleep full nights for our retirement years. God bless!
I love adding in the ditch analogy. Knowing what things are likely to trigger us to head into the ditch is critical. Self knowledge is so important. Thank you for sharing!
I completely agree. We must weather economic conditions of growth vs recession and inflation vs deflation and combinations thereof. We must build portfolios that are made up of diversified asset classes that are uncorrelated while still trying to keep things as simple as possible, but not too simple to manage. With that in mind, I developed my own version of a Risk Parity Portfolio that I fondly call “Optimus Prime” as it is loosely rooted in the Prime Number Sequence. It backtests historically with a 5% SWR and max drawdowns of roughly 20% of a 2-3 year duration/recovery at most. It is constructed of 17/17/7/7/29/13/7/2/1 US LCG/US SCV/Int Dev LCG/Int SCV/LTT/Gold/Managed Futures/Cash/Bitcoin or 49% Equities/29% LT Treasuries/20% Alts/2%Cash/1% Speculation. I built this with my flat fee financial advisor (CFA/CFP) who specializes in Risk Parity in order to maximize/encourage spending in retirement. He manages the money while I manage the life!;). Nice post Dana!;). Happy New Year.
Ah….The Golden Ratio portfolio. I have been retired January 2022 at 50YO. So glad my bonds were not in TLT. Bond portfolio consisted of PIRMX, DODLX, ICSH, FFRHX. I have the same Bond portfolio with the exception of swapping FFRHX with PYLD. 2022: TLT (-31%), ICSH (+1%), FFRHX (+1%), DODLX (-8%), PIRMX (-5%).
Also zero reasons to hold Small Caps. I hold PVAL-> True value stock fund.
Also Zero reasons to hold Managed Futures. I hold SDCI-> Commodity Fund and MGNR.
Rollover IRA:
57.5% Stocks-> 20% CGDV, 10% each PVAL, CGGR, JIVE, 7.5% MGNR
25%% Bonds-> 10% ICSH, 5% each PIRMX, DODLX, PYLD.
17.5% Alts-> 7.5% IAU, 5% each QLENX and SDCI.
25% Bonds-> 10% ICSH, 5% each PIRMX, DODLX, PYLD.
Ooops-> Retired Jan 2022 at 59 YO.
How fitting as this popped into my email while I drink my coffee and am reading your book, Dana.
I’ve been retired for a year. My wife will retire at the end of this month, both 48. Both high income earners tired of the rat race after 25yrs. Just average people who were consistent and boring.
We will live off a single pension, retiree health insurance and real estate investments. No debt, and sizeable assets in 457, traditional IRAs and Roth all in the S&P. We had no plan to draw that money until reading books and articles like Die with Zero & The Art of Spending Money.
To your point, I think now is the time to rebalance investment accounts and figure out Roth conversions and a tax strategy.
Truly appreciate yours and Fritz’ work that assisted us in getting to this point.
Congratulations on your early retirement. That is an amazing accomplishment! And thank you for reading my book. I’ve got another one coming out in Q1 2026 called Living Off Your Acorns, Your Guide to the Four Phases of Retirement. I hope it helps people get a broad view of the full retirement life cycle and how things evolve – and – as you are doing – helps them make the most of those early retirement years!
It seems like some folks have a “keeping up with the Jones” mentality. The Jones could be the S&P500 or the next door neighbor who went all in on XYZ and made big bank. My toughest decision is how to conservatively structure my portfolio to meet my needs…3 fund portfolio…retirement fund…and so on. My flashy decisions are about trips and experiences. Spending too much time tending my financial flock seems like unnecessary work and worry. Great post!
So true! I had a client who used to start every meeting with “Well, I have a friend who….” It would always be about some investment or financial strategy. Great to see you are keeping it simple and focusing on trips and experiences. Sounds lovely!
Interesting comments and make sense. Another view from behind the wheel is being blessed with an additional hot car. From experience be aware due to its age repairs are costly and the car is often in the shop. But when running, is like being in Disneyland as a kid again.
One of my favorite one of your analogies!
I go with the Toyota 4Runner as we had fun discussing on Stacking Benjamins: https://youtu.be/Pg9i-Toi3RA
For those looking for a more in depth discussion from Dana and an excellent reference to a paper by Jim Sandidge, watch the first hour or so of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJyFcr3IZCc&list=PLlmJgwoToDcPAplwueVTadSpVf27nglFa
My father was always chasing the newest lucrative investment. He retired with a good sum of money that would have lasted him for life had he not chased the allure of outsized returns. Sure some of them did well for him, but he also was defrauded a couple of times and lost the entire investment.
By 2015, nine years before his death, he was nearly broke. Only $25,000 left in his IRA. I found papers in his effects where he applied and was approved for food stamps shortly after his wife died. The loss of her SS benefit put him into a budget deficit.
He lucked out getting a $225K insurance settlement from his wife’s death. He promptly started spending too much on silly things like leasing a new car for $500/month, $250/ month cable bill, etc. Was definitely trying to die broke. Then after a bad fall he ended up in a nursing home and when his remaining money ran out, he was on Medicaid for the remaining 4 years of his life.
Moral of the story – don’t blow your retirement future on speculative investments. My dad could have had a much nicer final 9 years had he not lost so much of his nest egg with risky investing.